Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now look at mine, now back to your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, yours aren’t mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them, and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a masterball with two of that Pokemon you love. Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY!
Anything is possible when you train your Pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I’m on a Rapidash.