December 2009
27 posts
why do you ignore me? ]:
How the fuck am I supposed to answer this shit if I dont fucking know who the fuck you fucking are!? FUCK
how do you like your girlfriend right nwo. isn’t she awesome so awesome possum
right nWo idk but right now awesome
How much pink ink would a pink mink drink, if a pink mink could drink pink ink?
as much as Mica lets it
What would your perfect day look like?
Sunny, no clouds, fuck rain, and Penguins.
During a seventeen course meal the other night, I realized something: I talk a lot about women on my blog. And while that’s great and my advice has led to innumerable amounts of lay-age, sometimes it leaves other things by the wayside. Like food. I’ve been increasing my caloric intake ever so slightly as of late and you’d be surprised how describing the life force of the world can be synonymous with describing the life force of my bedroom. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the phrases below and try and figure out whether I’m describing a girl or type of food. Good luck.
1. “Tasty white breast”
2. “Large, meaty and can ruin your night”
3. “Swedish meatballs”
4. “The hottest thing ever”
5. “Just turned 18.”
6. “Asian fusion”
7. “Full of crabs”
8. “Ham and cheese sandwich on toasted rye bread”
Answer key:
1. Food: Chicken
2. Food: Steak Burrito
3. Girl: Swedish breasts
4. Trick question: Food/Girl: Buffalo wings / Heidi Klum eating buffalo wings
5. Food: Single Malt Scotch (yeah, I know it’s a drink)
6. Girl: Lucy Liu + Kelly Hu + the Josh
7. Food: Any Red Lobster restaurant
8. Food: It says ham and cheese on toasted rye bread. Use your brains
Whenever I’m at my school ppl ask if I go there but when I’m at another school ppl assume I go there. Nice.
We can watch a DVD, baby.
too cool to talk
