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why are yu so negative?

Because you are so mean

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Dec 31, 2009
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where have you been all my life?

WTF?

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Dec 31, 2009
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yur mean.

FUCK YOU

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Dec 31, 2009
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Who’s your girlfriend ?

Why the fuck do you care!?

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Dec 31, 2009
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why do you ignore me? ]:

How the fuck am I supposed to answer this shit if I dont fucking know who the fuck you fucking are!? FUCK

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Dec 31, 2009
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how do you like your girlfriend right nwo. isn’t she awesome so awesome possum

right nWo idk but right now awesome

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Dec 29, 2009
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How’s California?

Fucking awesome

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Dec 28, 2009
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How much pink ink would a pink mink drink, if a pink mink could drink pink ink?

as much as Mica lets it

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Dec 28, 2009
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What would your perfect day look like?

Sunny, no clouds, fuck rain, and Penguins.

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Dec 28, 2009
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Dec 24, 2009
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Dec 24, 2009
“You can never get tired from doing the right thing.” —
Dec 22, 2009
Dec 22, 2009
“If you do something just right, no one will notice that you did something at all.” —My Mindhole
Dec 22, 2009
Girls or Food

During a seventeen course meal the other night, I realized something: I talk a lot about women on my blog. And while that’s great and my advice has led to innumerable amounts of lay-age, sometimes it leaves other things by the wayside. Like food. I’ve been increasing my caloric intake ever so slightly as of late and you’d be surprised how describing the life force of the world can be synonymous with describing the life force of my bedroom. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the phrases below and try and figure out whether I’m describing a girl or type of food. Good luck.

1. “Tasty white breast”

2. “Large, meaty and can ruin your night”

3. “Swedish meatballs”

4. “The hottest thing ever”

5. “Just turned 18.”

6. “Asian fusion”

7. “Full of crabs”

8. “Ham and cheese sandwich on toasted rye bread”

Answer key:

1. Food: Chicken

2. Food: Steak Burrito

3. Girl: Swedish breasts

4. Trick question: Food/Girl: Buffalo wings / Heidi Klum eating buffalo wings

5. Food: Single Malt Scotch (yeah, I know it’s a drink)

6. Girl: Lucy Liu + Kelly Hu + the Josh

7. Food: Any Red Lobster restaurant

8. Food: It says ham and cheese on toasted rye bread. Use your brains

Dec 21, 2009
INTENSE → youtube.com
Dec 21, 2009
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Dec 14, 2009

Whenever I’m at my school ppl ask if I go there but when I’m at another school ppl assume I go there. Nice.

Dec 14, 2009
Dec 14, 2009

We can watch a DVD, baby.

Dec 14, 2009
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Dec 4, 2009
Why are all the cuties...

too cool to talk

Dec 3, 2009
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Dec 3, 2009
Friday Im In Love (acoustic) The Cure
Dec 3, 2009
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